There was only one “black sheep” of the Carter Family in the last two thousand years. A young man from the 25th century who went by the name “Booster Gold.” He is the only documented Carter to have ever been a fraud, a failure and a fool. That’s why historians like myself find it remarkable that in all recorded images, Booster Gold had a smile on his face. Perhaps he was stupid as well.

-Booster Gold, the greatest hero you’ve never heard of.